Many years into the future there
was 3 little pigs in the future. Their mom sent them off to live in the future
land to build them-selves homes. The first little pig made his house out of
radioactive straw. The second pig made his house out of nuclear demented
straws. The third pig made his house out of titanium alloy with a force field
made with lazars and had robot guards. Then one day the Big Bad Robot Wolf smelled the pigs. He teleported
to the first little pigs’ house. Then the Robot Wolf synchronized over
the intercom little pig, little pig give me your oil, and let me in! Not on the
hair on my chin. Then I'll chuck, and I'll chuck, and I'll chuck grenades at
your house. So the Robot Wolf chucked grenades at the house and it blew up. But
the pig transported to the second pigs’ house. He teleported to the second
little pigs’ house. Then the Robot Wolf synchronized over the
intercom "Little pig, little pig give me your oil, and let me in! Not on
the hair on my chins. Then I'll chuck, and I'll chuck, and I'll chuck grenades
at you house." So the Robot Wolf chucked grenades at the house, but it
didn't blow up. So He said, "Little pig, little pig give me your oil, and
let me in! Not on the hair on my chin. Then I'll drop, and I'll drop, and I'll
drop nukes on your house." So the Cyborg Wolf dropped nukes on the
house and it blew up. But the pigs transported to the third pigs’ house. He
teleported to the third little pigs’ house. Then the Robot Wolf synchronized
over the intercom "Little pig, little pig give me your oil, and let me in!
Not on the hair on my chin. Then I'll drop, and I'll drop, and I'll drop nukes
on your house." So the Cyborg Wolf dropped nukes on the house but it
didn't blow up. So the Cyborg Wolf got mad and said "Little pigs little
pigs you got me mad so I'll chuck, and I'll chuck this anti matter grenade at
you and I'll transport to the next galaxy and then come back. NNNOOOO. So the
Robot Wolf chucked the anti matter grenade as high as he could and jumped into
his transporting machine and went to the next galaxy as the anti matter grenade
blew up the future fairy tale land world. So then the Cyborg Wolf transported
back to his galaxy and found crisp bacon floating in space and had that for
diner
